Since I've been having some sort of writers block I'll post other people's writing.
We are very close to catching the terrorists
So, some yale graduate made up some ridiculous resume and attached a video with it. I'm going to try to attach the resume. But here's the video. (ok, this isn't working anymore, I think his lawyers told them to stop showing it). He's like the biggest tool ever (besides me). Here's some more information.
And lastly, A telemarketers worst nightmare.