Monday, June 20, 2011

Camping Vs Homeless

Last night, my DJ asked me if I wanted to go camping sometime. My response, obnoxious as usual, was that going camping is just like being homeless. Now why would I want to do that?

After thinking about it a bit more, I congratulated myself on a lovely analogy. Here is a list of things you do when you're homeless...that you also do when you're camping.

Sleep: Outside
Eat: Beer for dinner
Rain: You get wet
Bathroom: Wherever you want
Heat: Make a fire
Shower?: No
Bugs?: Yes
Dirt?: Yes
Possessions: Protect them while you sleep or they may be gone when you wake!

Feel free to add your own analogies!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

both are fags